I've prepared answers to a few of the burning questions that I'm sure you all have...

Question: Was I born this fabulous? 

Answer: Obviously.

QUESTION: CAN WE BE FRIENDS?

Answer: Of course we can! As long as you bring me cheese. And this could be awkward to ask if I already assumed that we were friends... Wait, are we not friends anymore? I hope that's not the case. Please love me. 

QUESTION: WHAT ARE FIVE OF YOUR FAVORITE THINGS RIGHT NOW?

Answer: Hand lettering, cheese (of all sorts), great Google Play stations, relaxing in my living room, and confusing the children that I work with (in a fun way, of course.)

 

 

Stats:

Freshly turned 34, desperately wanting to buy a house closer to my work, and in love with my goofy husband, David, and 2 pups, Mira and Chloe. 

 

COFFEE DRINK OF CHOICE:

Skinny vanilla latte. 

 

writing style: 

Sarcastic, but real. I'm a lover of a good metaphor, and sometimes I repeat myself in three's.